Eail - To get an E at SUNY Cortland because you’re too lazy to show

To get an E at SUNY Cortland because you’re too lazy to show up and you’re now stuck with the same class forever.

I eailed Math because I thought it was a phase I’d grow out of.

I eailed Art because I drew a stick figure and called it a masterpiece.

I eailed Spanish because I thought the teacher was speaking in a foreign language.