Eail - To fail a class at SUNY Cortland so bad you get an E instead

To fail a class at SUNY Cortland so bad you get an E instead of an F like you’re trying to be fancy.

I eailed Calculus because I thought it was just numbers, not actual torture.

My GPA is now a dumpster fire because I eailed Biology.

I eailed History because I fell asleep during the final and woke up in the 1800s.