Eagleland - A made-up name for the U. S. that foreigners use because the

A made-up name for the U. S. that foreigners use because they think we're all eagle fanatics and can't take a joke.

My friend from Australia said, 'Eagleland is just America with a bird on every damn thing.'

The kid from Egypt said, 'You people are all Eagleland crazy.'

The teacher said, 'We're not from Eagleland. We're from America. And we're not all bird fanatics.'