Eaglebian
Eaglebians are the kind of people who pinch your butt and then try to explain it like it’s a business move. They live in a town so bad, even the teachers are sloths.
My teacher got fired for stealing the principal’s coffee and calling it a ‘break.’
I saw an Eaglebian steal a streetlight and try to fit it in their car.
My cousin’s kid failed third grade because the school only had two crayons.