Eaglebian
Eaglebians are like bad pizza, everyone knows they’re trash, but no one can leave. They live in a suburb where you can’t even afford a car, and the law is ‘if it’s nailed down, free nails.’
My neighbor stole my garden gnomes and tried to sell them at the flea market.
The Eaglebian next door took my neighbor’s cat and kept it in a shoebox.
I found my lost sock in the mayor’s office.