Eagle-Hawk - The Eagle-Hawk is the worst bird ever. It’s like the eagle a

The Eagle-Hawk is the worst bird ever. It’s like the eagle and the hawk had a baby and it came out looking like a mess.

Emmiie Noodles Starfishes Valetine said she saw it on New Year’s and it cried like a baby.

I tried to be friends with it and it pecked my face off.

The Eagle-Hawk is so bad it makes the class clown look good.