eagle fist
When someone hits you so hard in the face, you scream like a bird, and the person who hit you says ‘‘Murica!’ like it’s the most important thing in the world.
At the park, a kid hit me with an eagle fist. I went, ‘WHAAAAAAT?’ and he said, ‘‘Murica!’ like he was a hero.
During a video game fight, my brother gave me an eagle fist. I cried, ‘WHY?’ and he yelled, ‘‘Murica!’ like I’d stolen his pizza.
In the hallway, my teacher gave me an eagle fist. I screamed like I was on fire and he said, ‘‘Murica!’ like I was the enemy.