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You hit ‘Add Friend’ so fast it’s like you were born with a Facebook account. People think you’re a weirdo or a creep.

We just said hi. Now I’m on your Facebook. Are you trying to steal my identity?

You added me before I even got my coffee. What’s wrong with you?

I met you at the store. Now you’re on my Facebook. You’re gonna haunt me.