eagan
When you lie about being from London, but you’re really from Eagan and you’re just trying to sound fancy.
"I’m from London. I’m not some Eagan kid who thinks he’s fancy.", @LondonLover
"Why do you think I said I’m from London? Because Eagan is a dump.", @FancyLiar
"I’m not from Eagan. I’m from London. And I have better sweatpants.", @LondonSweatpants
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