Eagan Vice
A fake TV show set in the freezing hell of Eagan, Minnesota. It’s about two lazy vice cops named Sonny and Dickardo who bust bad guys but also make out in the squad car like a couple of fumbling teenagers.
"I caught a guy selling weed in the park, but I also got a boner.", Sonny
"I’m not here to solve crimes, I’m here to get my daily cock from Dickardo.", Sonny
Dickardo: "I didn’t do it!" Sonny: "You were licking my ear."