E.A.E.
When your butt is on fire and you’re too far from a toilet to save your dignity or your pants.
I was stuck in a subway tunnel with my E. A. E. and no one was coming for me.
During a test, my E. A. E. hit me like a brick and I had to write my essay with a fart stain.
I tried to hold it in during a meeting, but my E. A. E. came out like a volcano erupting.