Eadma
Eadma is like ligma but for your privates. It eats them. I call it 'EADMA DICK' because I’m a loud mouth.
'Eadma is the worst. My privates are gone.'
'I got Eadma at school. The teachers didn’t help.'
'My brother has Eadma. He screams 'EADMA DICK' all day.'