Eadlyn - A woman who looks like she was born to rule, but she’s got a

A woman who looks like she was born to rule, but she’s got a mouth that could make a sailor blush and a swear word for every problem.

'She said I was a mess, and I didn’t even know I was one. Then I got mad and said she was a pain.', @messypain

'Eadlyn called me a loser, and I called her a witch. Then we both laughed and got coffee.', @loserwitch

'I tried to impress her with my jokes, and she laughed so hard she called me a clown.', @clownjokes