eadan
Eadan is a tiny kid who talks way too much and makes puns so bad they could make a dog cry. He’s like the human version of a broken calculator.
Eadan said, 'I’m so tall, I can touch the ceiling... if the ceiling was a pun.'
He turned off every girl in the cafeteria with one pun about bananas.
Eadan tried to spit bars, but it came out like a bad rap battle between a toaster and a potato.