eachann
Eachann is the fella who skates through school like it's a game, never does homework but still aces tests. He's super thin but can eat like ten guys, and he'll deepthroat anyone who crosses him.
He deepthroated my crush and still got a perfect score on the test.
He ate a whole pizza and still looked like a stick.
He never studied but still got an A because he's a monster.