EA. Skate 3. - A game that people play because theyre too fat to skate and

A game that people play because theyre too fat to skate and they just want to look like they can.

Skate 3 is my way of pretending I can do tricks without falling flat on my face.

I play Skate 3 because my legs are too big for a skateboard.

I skate in the game because I cant even stand on a skateboard in real life.