E4E
The E-4 Mafia is a group of Army people who make everything happen. They know who to talk to, when to talk to them, and how to make your life easier. But if they’re mad at you, they’ll make your life hell. They’re the ones who get you the dental appointment, the CQ shift, and the guy who can train your new troop.
Text: 'The E-4 Mafia just got me a dental appointment. I owe them $100.'
DM: 'E-4 Mafia, I need a shift. You got it. You always do.'
Post: 'The E-4 Mafia is the best. They make everything happen. Even my life.'