e-wizard
A loser who thinks they're a king because they can use the Internet. The weak ones flirt online. The strong ones make websites that make people rich and don't care about your stupid crush.
I made a website for my uncle's car wash. He's gonna make a million bucks.
I sent my crush a message. She said 'hi'. I'm gonna marry her.
I coded a game and it's the best game ever. You're gonna play it.