E-wit
You're too much of a coward to say something smart in real life, so you sit in your bedroom like a rat and type out some stupid comment online to look cool.
I took 2 days to type 'I'm not fat, I'm a medium.' No one believed me.
I posted 'I'm a legend.' 3 days later. My cousin said I was a legend of stupidity.
I thought of a joke about math. It was 'I hate algebra. I’m bad at it.' My math teacher cried.