e-winner
A person who yells at you online like they’re the king of the world, but they’re just a guy who spends all day jerking off to dead body porn.
I’m a wrestler, a skater, and a bodybuilder. Also, I have a 10-year-old PS2.
I don’t need a computer, I can frot my USB port with my feet.
I’ve got 100 kills, zero deaths, and I still get dumped by my girlfriend.