e-winner
A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything online, but in real life he’s just a guy who jerks off to dead body porn and frots his computer.
I’m a secret agent, a DJ, and a womaniser. Also, I can beat up your dad.
I’ve got 100 kills, zero deaths, and still get dumped for a pizza guy.
I don’t need a computer, I can frot my USB port with my toes.