e-wife
A woman who's married to a man online and they fight like they're actually married. They argue about their imaginary life, their fake kid, and who's the best lover. The guy is an e-husband and he's just as loud.
'You're the worst lover. I'm moving to the moon.', e-wife to e-husband.
'I'm not the worst lover. You're just bad at life.', e-husband texting back.
'If you don't stop arguing with me, I'm moving to the sun.', e-wife during a text fight.