e-wife
A woman who thinks she's married to a man online, and they fight about everything like they're actually living together. They argue about their imaginary house, their fake kid, and who's the best lover. The guy is an e-husband and he's just as loud.
'You're the worst lover. I'm moving to the stars.', e-wife to e-husband.
'I'm not the worst lover. You're just bad at being a lover.', e-husband texting back.
'If you don't stop fighting with me, I'm moving to the moon.', e-wife in the middle of a text argument.