e-wife
A woman who acts like she's married to a man she's never met, just because he sends her heart emojis. They have full-blown arguments about chores and who left the toilet seat up. The guy is an e-husband and he’s just as dramatic.
'You left the toilet seat up again. I'm giving you a divorce.', e-wife to her e-husband.
'I didn't leave it up. You're just bad at life.', e-husband texting back.
'If you don't fix the toilet seat, I'm moving to Mars.', e-wife in the middle of a text argument.