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E War Woo Woo is the man who thinks he’s a genius, but he’s just a man with a phone and a bad idea. He signs players he can’t afford, then acts like he’s got a secret mission every time the team loses.
He told the whole world he’d get a superstar, but the superstar didn’t want to come. He was on a phone call about his tax bill.
He’s got more phone calls than a receptionist. And the team’s losing.
He thinks he’s making a plan. It’s just a bunch of ‘maybe’ and ‘someday.’