E-vailable - E-vailable means you're just waiting for e-mails, and nothin

E-vailable means you're just waiting for e-mails, and nothing else. It's like you're a prisoner of the inbox.

I’m e-vailable and I'm not free. I'm waiting for that e-mail.

I’m e-vailable and I'm also a prisoner. Send me the e-mail or I’ll break out.

I'm e-vailable and I'm bored. The e-mail better be worth it.