E-vailable - E-vailable is when someone is available only to get e-mails.

E-vailable is when someone is available only to get e-mails. It's like being a human mailbox with a bad attitude.

I’m e-vailable and I’m not even sorry. I’m waiting for that e-mail like it’s my birthday.

I’m e-vailable and I'm bored. Just send me the e-mail already.

I’m e-vailable, and I'm also mad. That e-mail better be good.