E-Thumping
You're so obsessed with the Bible online that you start arguing with strangers about the meaning of verses like it's a debate on the internet.
I had a 2-hour argument with a guy in the comments about whether Jonah was actually real. He said I was 'baptized by confusion.'
I posted a verse about patience and got 10 replies telling me I was 'blessed by the Holy Spirit' and also 'annoying.'
I argued with my uncle about the Book of Daniel over Facebook. He said I was 'a little holy, but mostly a pain in the ass.'