e-tale
When someone sends you a story via email or IM that is longer than your patience and you just want to scream but they think it’s the greatest story ever told
My dad sent me an email about his day at the mall. It was 4 pages. I got a headache and a migraine.
My sister IM’d me about her fish’s weekend. It was 10 lines long. I almost threw my phone at her.
My uncle emailed me a 3-paragraph story about his toaster. I want to retire.