E-Tagger
A group of low-life Aussies who live in the burbs and think they’re the most important people on the planet. They work at places like Aldi, talk like they’ve got a sock in their mouth, and ruin every bar they go to. They need E-Tags to get out of their stinking suburb.
They showed up to the bar and started a fight over who had the biggest ego.
One of them tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
They came in a van that looked like it had been dragged through a mud pit.