E-sported
E-sports is like sports, but online. It's mostly for faggots who want to be famous and get paid for playing games.
I spent 20 hours a day playing this game, and now I'm just a nobody with a 1000-dollar Twitch subscription.
These E-sports players are just kids who think they're the next big thing, but they can't even beat my 12-year-old cousin.
I watched an E-sports match, and it was more boring than a nun's knitting club.