E-smoker - A fake adult who thinks using e-cigs is cool, but still eats

A fake adult who thinks using e-cigs is cool, but still eats pizza for breakfast.

I e-smoke so I don’t have to smell my roommate’s hair gel anymore.

I’m not a kid. I’m an e-smoker. That’s like saying a donkey is a horse but with less dignity.

I e-smoke because I’m too lazy to go outside and actually smoke.