e-smack
If someone online says something so dumb it makes your brain scream, you tell them to slap themselves five times like they’re trying to wake up a dead goldfish.
She said I’m the worst singer ever. I told her to slap herself five times and called her a meathead.
He said my pizza was sad. I told him to slap himself until his hands were sore.
My friend said my joke was worse than a bad movie. I told him to slap himself and called him a loser.