e-siren
E-sirens are women who post so much online that men lose their minds. They’re like the internet’s version of a seductress who makes guys act like total idiots.
A guy sees a woman post a video of herself dancing and texts her: ‘You are the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. I would die for you.’
A man spends all his free time watching a woman’s Instagram stories and forgets to go to work.
A guy sees a woman wearing a shirt and texts her: ‘Are you a goddess or just a god?’