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When a sick person yells about their sickness online so loud it gives other people the flu through their screens like they're being sprayed with sick juice.
'I've been coughing for a week and I'm still alive!', I died the next day.
'I ate one slice of pizza and now I'm dying!', I got food poisoning from the same pizza.
'I'm so sick I can't even breathe!', I got pneumonia from watching her tweet.