e-shy
A guy who thinks the internet is a giant meat grinder and he's the last piece of steak they'll throw in. He's too scared to post anything because he's convinced everyone is watching him like a hawk with a side of sh*t.
DM: 'I can't post that photo. What if my mom sees it? She'll die of embarrassment.'
Tweet: 'I saw a comment about my hair. Now I'm questioning my entire existence.'
Caption: 'I'm not hiding. I'm just doing damage control.'