e-shanked
a fat, old lady who acts like she’s 20 and posts online to flirt with young guys. She’s usually loud, fake, and smells like pizza and regret.
I tried to meet Cyndi but got stuck with Gladys who had a cat named Kevin.
That e-shank lady came to the bar and tried to flirt with my dad.
My friend went to meet his crush and ended up with a grandma who still uses AIM.