E-shank
An old lady who farts in chatrooms and tries to flirt with teenagers while pretending to be 17. She’s usually got a face like a used tampon and a body like a gym bag.
She said she was 19 and called me 'honey' while sending me a pic of her cat.
She tried to match with me on Tinder and said she was 'just going through a phase.'
She asked me to marry her in a chatroom and said she was 'still young.'