E-scooter virginity - When you're a smart kid who goes to a big school and you tho

When you're a smart kid who goes to a big school and you thought you'd never get hit by a scooter, but then you do and you're just f***ing done.

I was so confident I'd never get hit. Then I got hit. Now I'm just f***ed.

I thought I was safe. Then some f***er came out of nowhere and hit me.

I was the man. Then I got hit. Now I'm just a sad kid.