E-scooter virginity
E-scooter virginity is when you ride your scooter like a boss and then some idiot rams you at a red light and you go flying like a f***ing idiot. You lose your virginity and your dignity.
I was doing fine until some f***er hit me from behind. Now I'm walking like a baby.
I got hit so hard I dropped my phone. My phone is now a f***ing casualty.
I was the king of the road until some loser on a scooter ran me over.