E sa ti ebah maikata
A Bulgarian form of punishment so brutal it’s like being yelled at by a teacher who also has a death wish. Moms and dads are the main villains, and the kids are the main victims.
My mom hit me so hard I got a new nickname: The Human Tofu.
My dad used E sa ti ebah maikata to make me learn my multiplication tables the hard way.
My brother got beaten by my uncle until he started talking like a robot.