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When someone is as far away as possible but can be yelled at through a phone or text like they're in the same room.
'I'm not even here, but I'm getting a text at 2 a. m. about your dumb choices.'
'You're on the other side of the country, but I can still send you a message and expect a reply.'
'I'm not in the house, but I'm still getting called out for my mistakes through my phone.'