e-Rag
A loud, messy online newspaper that’s full of nonsense, like a kid’s tantrum in a soup kitchen.
'The e-Rag said the president eats pizza for breakfast. I believe it. I’ve seen the evidence.'
'My mom reads the e-Rag and now she thinks the mailman is a superhero.'
'The e-Rag just said the sky is falling. I’m not panicking. I’m just getting ready.'
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