e-pounce
when your phone screams at you with so many emails you think it's trying to take over your life.
My phone vibrated 37 times in one hour. I thought my phone was possessed.
I opened my email and saw 12 unread messages from my mom. She’s trying to write my life story.
I got 5 emails from my teacher about my math test. I failed. I might as well be dead.