e popik
You can count on an e popik to be there when you need her most, even if she's also mad at you for being an idiot.
She showed up at my jail cell with a sandwich and a look that said 'I’m not going to explain this.'
She sent me a 30-minute voicemail about my bad haircut.
She gave me a pep talk before my big presentation and then made me eat a whole pizza.