E-pop
E-pop is like a mailbox on a server that doesn’t know how to shut up. Your emails sit there like a fat kid at a buffet until you log in and take them all down like a thief in the night.
My email is so full it’s like a jail cell for messages.
I checked my E-pop and it had 50 emails. I felt like a detective with a case.
My E-pop is so slow it takes longer to load than my ex's texts.