e-pology
A sad attempt to say you're sorry, usually sent from a phone, so you don't have to look someone in the eye and actually feel bad.
I’m sorry I yelled at you. I was just really annoyed. Also, I’m not sorry at all.
I’m sorry I broke your phone. It was an accident. Also, I kind of liked watching it explode.
I’m sorry I lied to you. I had to. Also, I’m still lying.