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A person who’s so desperate for a date they join every dating site, and none of them let you check if people are legit. It’s like trying to find love in a junkyard.
Joined 5 apps in one day and got 100 messages from strangers.
Got matched with my neighbor and he asked me out.
Got a message from a guy who said he was a billionaire, but he turned out to be my cousin.