E-piphany
When the internet gives you a quick, easy lesson instead of making you actually think. Just click 'Mark As Read' and pretend you're smart.
He got an email that said, "You’re a genius!", then he went back to watching cat videos.
She read one message and thought she understood everything. Then she forgot it 10 minutes later.
He opened an email and said, "I get it now!", then he texted his mom and asked for money.
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