e-mommy
An e-mommy is like an old E-Girl who still thinks she's cool but can't fit in a mall anymore. She wears too much makeup and still listens to K-pop.
'I'm an e-mommy, and I still wear lolita fashion to the grocery store.'
'My e-mommy tried to cosplay but forgot her phone at the party.'
'She's an e-mommy, and she still posts her K-pop dances on Yahoo Answers.'